In last night’s Champions League qualifier at Paedophile Park morbidly obese ginger bigot Neil Lennons Nonce FC were booted into the gutter where they belong. Hungarian side Ferencvaros knocked them out, winning the game by 2 goals to one.

Lennons XXXL jacket must surely now be on a shaky nail. It’s a wonder he didn’t pish his trousers again like he did after his Ashton Lane debacle. Rumours that Peter Hirohito is once more hiding behind his curtains are as yet unconfirmed.

There will be no Champions League music at the Jimmy Savile Arena this year. The desperate bleating of TV guests Darren O’Diddley Dee, Michael Fanta Lashes and lowlife John Hartson – who told his wife on her Birthday he was leaving her -  was a joy to behold.

Speaking online after the match, Ferencvaros supporter Istvan Szabó said “what a wonderful result, for my club, my country and for those of us all round the world who detest The Paedophile Club Celtic. Big Baw Face the Paedo Protector will be turning in his grave. Which is nice”.

No doubt the grubby mhaggots will now instruct their Scottish media lapdogs to try and bump up the price of the players they’ll inevitably need to sell. It can only be a matter of time before one of them tells us Flasher Forrest is worth £50 million.

Europe’s top club competition is now a cleaner and healthier environment safe in the knowledge there will be no rancid nonces involved.